Classics

Available as Slices or Whole Pies

Pizza of the Week

Spicy-Ass Chicken McLovin
08/25/25 - 09/07/25

Part 2 of our Super Back-to-School pie series. Hot crispy chicken, tomatoes, onions, and a drizzle of our Spicy Unicorn Sauce™. Comes with pickles on top—optional as f*ck, just like going to class.

So good it’ll fake an ID just to get a second slice.

Coming Soon

Cheezus Crunch Supreme
09/08/25 - 09/21/25

Part 1 of our Fast Food Pie Series. Seasoned beef, melted cheddar, sour cream, lettuce, tomato, and crunchy-ass tortilla strips on every slice. It’s like your favorite late-night drive-thru order—but on a damn pizza.

One bite and you’ll be speakin’ in tongues. Cheezus take the wheel.

Cheese w/ Fresh Basil

Our Classic Cheese Pizza. Subtly flavored with fresh Basil leaves.

Plain-ass Pepperoni

Pepperoni, sprinkled
with Parmesan cheese.

Spicy-Ass pepperoni

Pepperoni and Banana Peppers,
with Sriracha Sauce & Red Pepper Flakes.

Mushroom
w/ Roasted Garlic

Mushrooms with a Sprinkling of
Roasted Garlic.

Vegan
Fake-Ass Pepperoni

(Somehow) Meatless Pepperoni
with Selfish Cow Vegan Cheese.

Vegan
Fake-ASS BBQ Chick’n

Vegan BBQ tossed Chick’n
with Selfish Cow Vegan Cheese
& a swirl of Vegan Ranch.

POPULAR AF PIES

Available as Whole Pies only

  • Mikey likes Pepperoni, Mushrooms and Banana Peppers on his pizza. That’s what’s up.

  • Extra strength Pepperoni, Mushroom and Sausage.

  • Pepperoni and Sausage. Meat on meat.

  • Thicc-cut, cup and char Pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan Cheese.

  • A complete mess of Pepperoni, Sausage, Banana Peppers, Mushrooms, Onions and extra Cheese.

  • Grabs you by the Green Peppers and Mushrooms…and pulls.

  • Choose from our topping options and build your whole pie however you like. Get creative. Get weird.

    SAUCE
    (Classic Red, Classic White, Spicy Red)

    CHEESE
    (Classic Pizza Cheese, Vegan Cheese)

    MEAT
    {Pepperoni, Thicc-Ass Pepperoni, Sausage, Bacon)

    VEGGIES
    (Basil, Mushrooms, Banana Peppers, Onions, Green Peppers)