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Classics

Available as Slices or Whole Pies

Pizza of the Week

The Gobbler
11/17/25 – 11/30/25

Ray Ray’s smoked turkey, savory dressing, gravy, pizza cheese, and cranberry sauce on the side.

It’s Thanksgiving without the family drama—unless you count fighting over the last slice. This holiday legend returns to remind you that gratitude tastes best covered in gravy and cheese. So loosen that belt, grab a napkin, and prepare to get Gobbled.

Coming Soon

Yule Shoot Your Pie Out
12/1/25 – 12/14/25

White cheddar mac base loaded with oozy cheese noodles, pepperoni ribbons, and green peppers.

A holiday classic re-imagined the only way we know how: dangerously cheesy. This pie comes fully loaded—gooier than a melted snowman and more irresistible than a certain Red Ryder BB gun. One slice and you’ll swear you heard a narrator whisper, “Careful, kid… it’s loaded.”

Cheese w/ Fresh Basil

Our Classic Cheese Pizza. Subtly flavored with fresh Basil leaves.

Plain-ass Pepperoni

Pepperoni, sprinkled
with Parmesan cheese.

Spicy-Ass pepperoni

Pepperoni and Banana Peppers,
with Sriracha Sauce & Red Pepper Flakes.

Mushroom
w/ Roasted Garlic

Mushrooms with a Sprinkling of
Roasted Garlic.

Vegan
Fake-Ass Pepperoni

(Somehow) Meatless Pepperoni
with Selfish Cow Vegan Cheese.

Vegan
Fake-ASS BBQ Chick’n

Vegan BBQ tossed Chick’n
with Selfish Cow Vegan Cheese
& a swirl of Vegan Ranch.

POPULAR AF PIES

Available as Whole Pies only

  • Mikey likes Pepperoni, Mushrooms and Banana Peppers on his pizza. That’s what’s up.

  • Extra strength Pepperoni, Mushroom and Sausage.

  • Pepperoni and Sausage. Meat on meat.

  • Thicc-cut, cup and char Pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan Cheese.

  • A complete mess of Pepperoni, Sausage, Banana Peppers, Mushrooms, Onions and extra Cheese.

  • A full-frontal veggie assault: green peppers, mushrooms, and onions. No meat. No mercy.

  • Choose from our topping options and build your whole pie however you like. Get creative. Get weird.

    SAUCE
    (Classic Red, Classic White, Spicy Red)

    CHEESE
    (Classic Pizza Cheese, Vegan Cheese)

    MEAT
    {Pepperoni, Thicc-Ass Pepperoni, Sausage, Bacon)

    VEGGIES
    (Basil, Mushrooms, Banana Peppers, Onions, Green Peppers)