Pizza of the Week
Live now + what’s coming next. Plan your next bad decision accordingly.
The Meathead
3/2/26 – 3/15/26
The Meathead doesn’t count macros — it counts meat. Stacked with unapologetic amounts of pepperoni, sausage, and meatballs, this slice shows up bigger, louder, and heavier than your pre-workout playlist. Lift something. Eat something. Regret nothing. Protein not backed by science. Gains not guaranteed.
Mac N' Cheezus
3/16/26 – 3/29/26
Our first ever Pizza of the Week. The original comfort king. Creamy mac. Melted cheese. Zero distractions. We’re going back to basics. Bow your head. Take a bite.
By The Slice
The classics. The chaos. The stuff we’re always slinging.
Slices ready now. Whole pies made fresh to order.
Cheese w/ Fresh Basil
Our classic cheese pizza. Subtly flavored with fresh basil leaves.
Plain-Ass Pepperoni
Pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan cheese.
Spicy-Ass Pepperoni
Pepperoni and banana peppers with sriracha sauce & red pepper flakes.
Mushroom w/ Roasted
Garlic mushrooms with a sprinkling of roasted garlic.
Vegan Fake-Ass BBQ Chick’n
Vegan BBQ tossed chick’n with Selfish Cow vegan cheese & a swirl of vegan ranch.
Vegan Fake-Ass Pepperoni
(Somehow) meatless pepperoni with Selfish Cow vegan cheese.
Popular AF Pies
These don’t sit under a heat lamp. They get made fresh when you order. Like a civilized pizza party.
Whole pies made fresh to order. Not always available as slices.
Mikey’s Favorite
Mikey likes pepperoni, mushrooms & banana peppers on his pizza. That’s what’s up.
P.M.S.
Extra strength pepperoni, mushroom & sausage.
The Kowalski
Pepperoni and sausage. Meat on meat.
Thicc-Ass Pepperoni
Thicc-cut, cup & char pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan cheese.
The Garbàge
A complete mess of pepperoni, sausage, banana peppers, mushrooms, onions & extra cheese.
The Weggie
A full-frontal veggie assault: green peppers, mushrooms & onions. No meat. No mercy.
Build Your Own
Choose your weapons. Build your whole pie however you like. Get creative. Get weird.
Sauce +
Cheese +
Meat +
Veggies +
Stix & Sweets
Breadsticks for the salty goblins. Dessert for the sugar gremlins.
Garlicky-Stix
Garlic breadsticks. Hot, buttery, and dangerously snackable.
Cheezy-Stix
Garlic breadsticks with cheese. The upgrade your group chat deserves.
Cinna-Stix
Cinnamon breadsticks. Warm, sweet, and gone before you sit down.
Unicorn Bars
Crispy, marshmallowy, fruity chaos — basically a rice crispy treat that joined a band.
Uni-cookie
Birthday-cake cookie topped with buttercream icing & a reckless amount of sprinkles.