PIZZA OF THE WEEK
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The Birds & the Bees (and the BACON!)
2/16/26 – 3/1/26
This is what happens when nature takes a day off and lets us cook. Crispy chicken meets pink sauce and a hot honey ranch base, then gets tangled up with smoky bacon, a drizzle of Mikey’s Hot Honey®, and a parsley shake to pretend it’s balanced. Sweet. Savory. Spicy. A little reckless. It’s poultry, pork, and heat doing what they were always meant to do—together. The birds. The bees. And the bacon.
The Meathead
3/2/26 – 3/15/26
The Meathead doesn’t count macros — it counts meat. Stacked with unapologetic amounts of pepperoni, sausage, and meatballs, this slice shows up bigger, louder, and heavier than your pre-workout playlist. Lift something. Eat something. Regret nothing. Protein not backed by science. Gains not guaranteed.
By The Slice
The classics. The chaos. The stuff we’re always slinging.
Slices ready now. Whole pies made fresh to order.
Cheese w/ Fresh Basil
Our classic cheese pizza. Subtly flavored with fresh basil leaves.
Plain-Ass Pepperoni
Pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan cheese.
Spicy-Ass Pepperoni
Pepperoni and banana peppers with sriracha sauce & red pepper flakes.
Mushroom w/ Roasted
Garlic mushrooms with a sprinkling of roasted garlic.
Vegan Fake-Ass BBQ Chick’n
Vegan BBQ tossed chick’n with Selfish Cow vegan cheese & a swirl of vegan ranch.
Vegan Fake-Ass Pepperoni
(Somehow) meatless pepperoni with Selfish Cow vegan cheese.
Popular AF Pies
These don’t sit under a heat lamp. They get made fresh when you order. Like a civilized pizza party.
Whole pies made fresh to order. Not always available as slices.
Mikey’s Favorite
Mikey likes pepperoni, mushrooms & banana peppers on his pizza. That’s what’s up.
P.M.S.
Extra strength pepperoni, mushroom & sausage.
The Kowalski
Pepperoni and sausage. Meat on meat.
Thicc-Ass Pepperoni
Thicc-cut, cup & char pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan cheese.
The Garbàge
A complete mess of pepperoni, sausage, banana peppers, mushrooms, onions & extra cheese.
The Weggie
A full-frontal veggie assault: green peppers, mushrooms & onions. No meat. No mercy.
Build Your Own
Choose your weapons. Build your whole pie however you like. Get creative. Get weird.