Classics

Available as Slices or Whole Pies

Pizza of the Week

Cheezus Crunch Supreme
09/08/25 - 09/21/25

Part 1 of our Fast Food Pie Series. Seasoned beef, melted cheddar, sour cream, lettuce, tomato, and crunchy-ass tortilla strips on every slice. It’s like your favorite late-night drive-thru order—but on a damn pizza.

One bite and you’ll be speakin’ in tongues. Cheezus take the wheel.

Coming Soon

Cluckin’ Fingers & Fries
09/22/25 – 10/05/25

Part 2 of our Fast Food Pie Series. Tangy sauce, crispy chicken fingers, and golden crinkle fries stacked high on every slice. It’s like the drive-thru bag you wish you had at 2AM—only hotter, crispier, and way more pizza-fied.

Forget fork and knife—this bird comes with fries built in. One slice and you’ll be finger-lickin’, fry-dippin’, and cluckin’ for more.

Cheese w/ Fresh Basil

Our Classic Cheese Pizza. Subtly flavored with fresh Basil leaves.

Plain-ass Pepperoni

Pepperoni, sprinkled
with Parmesan cheese.

Spicy-Ass pepperoni

Pepperoni and Banana Peppers,
with Sriracha Sauce & Red Pepper Flakes.

Mushroom
w/ Roasted Garlic

Mushrooms with a Sprinkling of
Roasted Garlic.

Vegan
Fake-Ass Pepperoni

(Somehow) Meatless Pepperoni
with Selfish Cow Vegan Cheese.

Vegan
Fake-ASS BBQ Chick’n

Vegan BBQ tossed Chick’n
with Selfish Cow Vegan Cheese
& a swirl of Vegan Ranch.

POPULAR AF PIES

Available as Whole Pies only

  • Mikey likes Pepperoni, Mushrooms and Banana Peppers on his pizza. That’s what’s up.

  • Extra strength Pepperoni, Mushroom and Sausage.

  • Pepperoni and Sausage. Meat on meat.

  • Thicc-cut, cup and char Pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan Cheese.

  • A complete mess of Pepperoni, Sausage, Banana Peppers, Mushrooms, Onions and extra Cheese.

  • Grabs you by the Green Peppers and Mushrooms…and pulls.

  • Choose from our topping options and build your whole pie however you like. Get creative. Get weird.

    SAUCE
    (Classic Red, Classic White, Spicy Red)

    CHEESE
    (Classic Pizza Cheese, Vegan Cheese)

    MEAT
    {Pepperoni, Thicc-Ass Pepperoni, Sausage, Bacon)

    VEGGIES
    (Basil, Mushrooms, Banana Peppers, Onions, Green Peppers)