Pizza of the Week
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DAS TATERHOSEN
9/14/26 - 10/5/26
Garlic potatoes. Caramelized onions. Bacon. Cheddar. Mozzarella. Sour cream. Chives. Basically, a loaded pierogi crashed Oktoberfest and woke up on a pizza.
Rich, crispy, creamy, and unapologetically carb-loaded. Slip into Das Taterhosen and prepare to polka your ass off.
GABA-GHOUL
10/6/26 - 10/19/26
Pepperoni. Salami. Capicola. Banana peppers. Red onion. Creamy Italian dressing. All haunting a sesame seed crust.
All this from a slice of Gaba-Ghoul? It’s frighteningly stacked, hauntingly delicious, and back from the dead for round two.
By The Slice
Always AvailableThe classics. The stuff we’re always slinging.
Slices ready now. Whole pies made fresh to order.
Cheese w/ Fresh Basil
Our classic cheese pizza. Subtly flavored with fresh basil leaves.
Plain-Ass Pepperoni
Pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan cheese.
Spicy-Ass Pepperoni
Pepperoni and banana peppers with sriracha sauce & red pepper flakes.
Mushroom w/ Roasted Garlic
Garlic mushrooms with a sprinkling of roasted garlic.
Vegan Fake-Ass BBQ Chick’n
Vegan BBQ tossed chick’n with Selfish Cow vegan cheese & a swirl of vegan ranch.
Vegan Fake-Ass Pepperoni
(Somehow) meatless pepperoni with Selfish Cow vegan cheese.
Popular AF Pies
Always AvailableMade fresh when you order. Like a civilized pizza party.
Not sold by the slice. We know. Tragic.
Mikey’s Favorite
Mikey likes pepperoni, mushrooms & banana peppers on his pizza. That’s what’s up.
P.M.S.
Extra strength pepperoni, mushroom & sausage.
The Kowalski
Pepperoni and sausage. Meat on meat.
Thicc-Ass Pepperoni
Thicc-cut, cup & char pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan cheese.
The Garbàge
A complete mess of pepperoni, sausage, banana peppers, mushrooms, onions & extra cheese.
The Weggie
A full-frontal veggie assault: green peppers, mushrooms & onions. No meat. No mercy.
Build Your Own
Choose your weapons. Build your whole pie however you like. Get creative. Get weird.
Sauce +
Cheese +
Meat +
Veggies +
Stix & Sweets
Always AvailableBreadsticks for the salty goblins. Dessert for the sugar gremlins.
Garlicky-Stix
Garlic breadsticks. Hot, buttery, and dangerously snackable.
Cheezy-Stix
Garlic breadsticks with cheese. The upgrade your group chat deserves.
Cinna-Stix
Cinnamon breadsticks. Warm, sweet, and gone before you sit down.
Unicorn Bars
Crispy, marshmallowy, fruity chaos — basically a rice crispy treat that joined a band.
Uni-cookie
Birthday-cake cookie topped with buttercream icing & a reckless amount of sprinkles.